# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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