So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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