its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Two words: nipple clamps
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