I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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