I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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