I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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