P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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