I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
