Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
