dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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