why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
