You really coming over, don't trick.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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