BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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