I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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