You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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