You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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