So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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