he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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