Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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