We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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