Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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