But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
and she was petting her beer can
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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