just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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