3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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