Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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