Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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