I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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