My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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