I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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