Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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