Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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