I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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