Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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