11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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