Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I would ride that face into the sunset
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Randomize
