she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Randomize
