Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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