im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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