Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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