im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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