Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
my penis made a compromise with my morals
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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