So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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