we have officially lost it.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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