Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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