i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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