Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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