Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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