Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There r osticjed everywhere
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
