no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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