The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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