What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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