I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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