Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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