had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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