she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
