I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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